Monday 20 February 2012

REASONS NOT TO...

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THE SPICE BOYS
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This is so awful- it says its a PARODY, only unlike other parodies the absence of ANY clever gags ,jokes or even some good ol' homo pop mockery renders this instead a very disturbing, rather expensive karaoke home video! (a small town high street transvestite would have given this more edge ...) 
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However, in its only defense the absence of jokes and without any trannies to distract us these lovable and cuddly 'gay best friend' types do act as a damn firm warning to the rest of us:
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STAY AWAY FROM
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1 THE FRIDGE
2 THE TWEEZERS
3 VIDEO CAMERAS (AFTER TOO MANY LAMBRINIS)
4 WEBSITES WHERE YOU LEAVE YOURSELF OPEN TO HARSH PUBLIC  RIDICULE.
(Its no fun when its this easy...)